Hold on, let me explain.
Being Wednesday and all, I picked up Elora from school today.
After explaining to her friend Victoria that her Grandma Honey goes crazy with the camera....
They both headed for the tree together, Victoria leading the way.
Until a bystander child told them it was against the school rules for them to be climbing.
At that announcement, they practically flew out of the tree.
On our way to the mall to find gifts for 5 upcoming birthdays...
Elora and I had this conversation in the car.
Elora: "I think I know how Victoria got her name."
"Really? Tell me."
"Well, I think her Mom was shopping at Victoria's Secret when she was pregnant. Then suddenly she felt a pain and I think she fell to the ground and gave birth to her baby on the floor. The manager probably came running over to ask what the baby's name was and she said, "I'm going to name her Victoria since she was born in your store."
"I think the manager was just so happy the baby was named after their store that he gave Victoria's mother a very expensive, electric massager."
"Well how about that!"
"But when we get to the mall, I don't want to go into Victoria's Secret because it's a baby store. It has very little clothes in there for small children and babies."
I think Elora was trying to figure out just what kind of store it was...she just knew she wanted no part of it.
"Okay, we'll keep our distance. "